Tuesday, 14 August 2007

Hellen Mirren attacks!

Hey true believers!

Today was a fullfilling day. After a hearty breakfast of weetabix and a lil extra on the side I made my way to work.

I was due appear on a naked talkshow with the Nolan sisters on a little known Belgian cable channel. It went well and I told the weather as it was. I journeyed back to my shack only to find that Helen Mirren had, once again attacked my car in a jealous rage. It would seem the court injunction is having little effect.

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