Hey true believers!
Yesterday I conquered my greatest challenge yet! I ventured into the world of THREE LEGGED MOUNTAINEERING!
Yes, it is true. The papers were right. I did, in fact, climb Ben Nevis completely strapped to my Jack Russel.
Then I encountered Fearne Cotton on the tube home. She looked at me funny so I followed her home.
It seems, yet again the court injunction is having little effect.
Connell's sad dad