Hey true believers!
Yesterday I conquered my greatest challenge yet! I ventured into the world of THREE LEGGED MOUNTAINEERING!
Yes, it is true. The papers were right. I did, in fact, climb Ben Nevis completely strapped to my Jack Russel.
Then I encountered Fearne Cotton on the tube home. She looked at me funny so I followed her home.
It seems, yet again the court injunction is having little effect.
Connell's sad dad
Hello fans.
I'm a bit confused by all this TXT lingo, so I'm going to be trying it out in this entry. So, yesterday I had a long conversation with the security guard in lidl's about the types of alcohol most likely to be stolen. LMAO.
I walked the dog. He ran headfirst into an electric fence. LOL.
OMG Connell how am I doing?
I then drank cider whilst listening to radio 3.
Tomorrow I will be doing some more fun things.
